Monday, April 30, 2007

rant rant

What’s the deal with al these PILs nowadays? Can’t people finally accept that no one has yet invented anything to turn back time, that the world is getting smaller…that east and west no longer exist?
How many stories do we hear about the number of Indians (some very influential) in the States and the UK? How many about foreigners in India?
Is anyone taking a look at all the white trash that’s washing up on our shores of late though?
Why can’t our morally upright citizens understand that when women like Mallika Sherawat, Mandira Bedi, Aishwarya Rai and so on, do that thing, wear that bling… they’re consenting adults. Of course, in Mandira’s case, just more time to tie a sari.
In the words of a good friend of mine, “Bhai tere gaand mein kya keeda hai?
Of course, it’s also quite likely that the actual complainant was probably the litigant’s fat-ass ugly wife, with a personal grouse against everything beautiful.
We wouldn’t be having these issues if people in this country weren’t so resilient to change. Women are coming out more every day. You don’t need me to tell you this.
Are we the Taliban or have we acquired the Iranian police’s prudish urges?
How many times do these illiterate rabble-rousers have to be reminded of our heritage, the one they keep wanting to save?
The same heritage that assimiliated Mughlai chicken, left-hand drive and now McDonald’s, with nary a dent in the dharma.
And they’re worried about someone showing a boob on screen? So?
If your children were educated a little better, especially on matters sexual, you wouldn’t have so many horny, repressed bastards cruising for bruisings.
Why do you think big-screen booby shaking is still popular in Bollywood. Our country is built on aspirations, dreams. Which means Bollywood owes its bucks to poverty.
That’s the issue these so-upright-they-have-a-stick-up-their-arse people should be championing. Enact new laws that protect Indians from racism in their own country, so that chuts who run restaurants and clubs, the ones who fawn after blonde hair and accents, learn who comes first.

8 Comments:

Blogger Arthur Quiller Couch said...

Dead right, but I wouldn't lose any sleep over chuts and morons. Not worth it.

8:46 AM  
Blogger n said...

bang on spot. i still can't get over the fact that I didn't have HBO and Star movies for the longest because somebody wanted the govt to babysit their kids.

12:31 PM  
Blogger The Dude said...

amen brother!!!

6:06 PM  
Blogger LostLittleGirl said...

*vigorously agrees to every word*..

7:52 PM  
Blogger jerry said...

ehehehe, is Maxim up heat with PILs as well?

2:25 PM  
Blogger amrita said...

Hear.. Hear!!
but r v ever going to get out of the rut?? see vot happened at MSU in Baroda..

2:19 PM  
Blogger Alina said...

Hear, hear Sir!

9:15 PM  
Blogger Alina said...

More power to you, Sir.

9:17 PM  

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