Thursday, June 29, 2006

Cheap thrills

Been coming home rather late nowadays after work but thanks to AndAnt's large hearted benevolence, have my hands on a litter of must-reads.
Another AndAnt discovery - munakka - has been keeping me tripping.
Munakka is really an ayurvedic digestive that tastes like week-old shit. But it does have 25% bhang in it AND it's legal AND it's just bloody ONE RUPEE!!!
Takes about half an hour to get you comfortably numb and by that time you're giggling yourself silly at the idea of getting fuck-stoned on one buck.
After tedious experimentation, in which a lot of vomit has flown under the sofa, don't do munakka with rum, whisky or vodka. Stick to a beer.
31 rupees en toto... the cheapest way to get high legally
Don't knock it till you've tried it.

Anyhoo
Came back home last night and poured me a vodka after swallowing one little munna and went out onto the terrace to see what the clouds were upto.
Got myself entangled in invisible string which eventually led me to discover the Kite.
Apparantly someone else had his patang cut earlier in the evening and it had floated down onto my terrace.
After several nicks, cuts and near-strangulations, managed to roll the string up around the neck of an empty Coke bottle.
What's common between flying a kite solo and making love to an ugly woman?
Getting it up is the hardest part.
Got whacked in the face a couple of times before I realised I was throwing it wrong, against the wind.
So I went to the end of the terrace and threw it out into the wind.
Unfortunately forgot to hold on to the bottle because soon both were flying out over the neighbour's washing line.
Oh well..

12 Comments:

Blogger wendigo said...

heehee

1:09 PM  
Blogger sandman said...

dude... 2 things: 1. where the FUCK d i score some good ganja/ hash in Gurgaon or Delhi (i stay in Gurgaon... only a week old... i've tried everywhere, including asking cops!!! no luck...) 2. this munnakka sounds interesting... where can i get it)

1:42 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Any paan shop, u can ask for bhola munakka, rocket munakka, lahari munakka. These are the best brands. For 2 Rupees, you get the kick of 1/2 bottle whisky.

1:30 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

yes, manakka is really cool. it is also legal and cheap and comes nicely wrapped like halls or cloromint. available at several paan shops all over india. a great kick for two bucks!!!!! the best ever.

--kim maharaj

1:35 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hhahahhaha been readin ur blog for sometime.. munakka tripping is the best & cheapest....

10:55 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

yer, we found that stuff afew days ago, gota love it!
Tom (in pushkar)

8:31 PM  
Anonymous potjejus... said...

nice maan...i've been reading ur blogs lately nd i find them quite interesting....the fact tht u are a pot smoker...is very good...im one too nd im 16 yrs old....nice goin maan keep the trips...up...nd luking eagerly forward to some of ur new stuf....chao..!!!

11:25 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hey, where in gurgaon/delhi can one get it nowadays? all panwaalas dont seem to stock it!

8:14 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can they courier it to pune.....or any contact number in pune..... i saw on the pouch of bhola munakka but i fargot it can any one plz tell me?

Prashant.....

2:03 PM  
Blogger Saurabh Sam Sammy Sampson Samsonite said...

holy crap after living in india for 13 straight years, and also 13 in the US, today for the first time tripped up on this when my uncle's servant brought us some after he overheard us talking about getting high on weed cookies (i made some and brought em from US haha); this shiyyyyaatt is amazzzzing....safe, efficient, and holy shit so CHEAP!! he got us 4 packs for 10 rupees, although MRP says 1, but still amazing stuff, i've finally found my slice of heaven in India, cant wait to go on a long rickshaw ride around my town.....anyhoo if you kids are bored, high, or bored and high feel free to read some of my amusings (which are all written usually when im floating high above).......http://rickshawride.blogspot.in/

10:09 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

where can i get it in gujarat

7:16 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

only rocket munnaka comes with cannibes sativa.....6 balls is enough.....seriously 6 balls

2:20 PM  

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