Monday, April 10, 2006

Virus warning

******* WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN. *******
If you receive an email with "Bedtimes.exe" delete it IMMEDIATELY!

Do not open it. Apparently this one is pretty nasty. It will not only erase everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on disks within 20 feet of your computer.

It will demagnetise the strips on all your credit cards.

It reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the tracking on your VCR and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any CDs you attempt to play.

It will program your phone auto dial to call your mother over and over again.

This virus will mix antifreeze in your fish tank.

It will cause your toilet to flush to the beat of "We are the Champions" while you're in the shower
It will drink all your beer.

It will leave dirty underwear on the coffee table when you are expecting company.

It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with Rogaine.

If the "Bedtimes.exe" message opened in a Windows 95/98 environment, it will leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged in dangerously close to a full bathtub.

It will not only remove the forbidden tags from your mattresses and pillows, it will also refill your Skim milk with whole milk.
WARNING!!
If you don't send this to 5000 people in the next 2 seconds, you'll fart so hard that your right leg will spasm and shoot straight out in front of you, sending sparks that will ignite the person nearest to you.
*Issued in the interest of public mental health

1 Comments:

Blogger Amelia said...

Not quite got the hang of this whole blog thing but got your comment.. nope never rode the wonderful bullet down to Goa we took it up through Kashmir, Manalia, Dharamsala etc... it wa son loan from a mate in ladakh... never mad eit to Goa that trip spent 3 months delhi and north... next trip planned to that wonderful country will take me Goa for sure and to kerela Pondicherry etc etc etc..wish i still had that Bullet....

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